Grandma’s “You’ll Live, Probably” Immune-Boosting Soup 🍲

Look, your grandma didn’t survive 73 winters by accident. Her soup recipe is basically a witch’s brew for germs. Science agrees—it’s packed with anti-inflammatory power, hydration, and enough nostalgia to make you forget Bob exists. Here’s the loose recipe (because Grandma measures with her heart, not a spoon):

Ingredients:

  • 1 whole chicken (or store-bought rotisserie if you’re “busy”)
  • Garlic cloves (yes, the entire bulb)
  • Ginger (peeled, unless you like chaos)
  • Turmeric (for that “I definitely tried” golden hue)
  • Veggies (carrots, celery, onion—whatever’s lurking in your fridge)
  • A splash of apple cider vinegar (to scare the germs)
  • Salt, pepper, and one aggressively judgmental look from Grandma

Steps:

  1. Throw everything in a pot. Add water until Grandma nods approvingly.
  2. Simmer for 2 hours or until your house smells like a wellness influencer’s Instagram.
  3. Fish out the chicken, shred it, and pretend you’ve “mastered culinary arts.”
  4. Serve in a mug because bowls are for amateurs.

Pro Tip: Double the recipe and freeze it. Label it “EMERGENCY GERM DEFENSE” for maximum drama.

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